Mean Green Hand Cleaner is amazingly effective.

No qualification here!   We have simply been unable to find anything the working person gets his hands into that MEAN GREEN Hand Scrub can't remove.  Tar, asphalt, grease, oil, bondo, glue, adhesives, paint, printers ink, plant oils, etc...

This makes it sound like it is a really harsh industrial hand cleaner loaded with solvents.    --- NOT SO!